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clambatch:

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ive seen him but never her

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pillsburysoyboy:

pillsburysoyboy:

“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”

Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.

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Extremely good point

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bunny-banana:

if u feel the first cramp and think “i dont need a painkiller yet, itll pass” ? that the devil speaking, take that painkiller immediately

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wifegideonnav:

timberlakefan96:

Something I love about Tumblr that you don’t really get on Reddit, is the brief flashes of fandoms I’m entirely unfamiliar with, like some large beast in the undergrowth.

Right now, it’s The Locked Tomb. Never even HEARD of it before coming here, but I see impressions of it everywhere. It’s like, teenagers wearing skeletons? Or something?

Do I dare seek it out? Will it wear MY skeleton?

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sillygirldisease:

call me the navidson record the way i last five and a half minutes in her hallway

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virgomoon:

virgomoon:

tumblrina mascot battle

hello kitty

miss piggy

snoopy

garfield

miffy

gromit

op where’s: (insert tumblrina mascot of ur choosing)

this just in: snoopy enthusiasts are in the lead with miss piggy close behind him. could the kunt kween make an astounding recovery in the six upcoming days? find out HERE at 3!

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peacozy:

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

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ashrayus:

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another fav duo just dropped!!!!

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lakevida:

is everything okay man i couldn’t help but notice you’ve been hesitant to say anything beautiful and true lately

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prokopetz:

prokopetz:

“Oh, but our RPG protagonist has to be a teenager, or else they won’t appeal to our core 16-to-19-year-old player demographic” literally just make them a DILF.

“But what about straight boys” to the modern heterosexual male gamer the DILF is an aspirational figure. Don’t give them what they already are – give them what they want to be.

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toskarin:

sometimes people ask why I block out names when roasting an opinion and I think fewer people would ask that if they clicked through a few popular posts and saw that the people who got clowned on are still receiving anon hate years down the line