And in the darkness bind them
tortugastuck:

Jade with her 3-headed guard dog. The heads on the sides don’t get along with each other.

tortugastuck:

Jade with her 3-headed guard dog. The heads on the sides don’t get along with each other.

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

wehavedragonshiccup:

friendly reminder that im the creep that reads your tags

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theunknowngames:

La Pucelle: Tactics

Developer: Nippon Ichi Software
Publisher: Nippon Ichi Software (JP), Mastiff Software (NA), KOEI Ltd (PAL)
Release Date: 31 January 2002 (JP), 4 May 2004 (NA), 1 April 2005 (EU), 15 April 2005 (AUS)

The Dark Prince, servant of the fallen angel Calamity, is about to return to earth, but according to legend, the Maiden of Light can stop him. A young girl named Priere hopes to become the next maiden as she cleanses the world of darkness. She, along with her brother Culotte, are new recruits at La Pucelle, a demon hunting troupe at the Church of the Holy Maiden.

La Pucelle is a SRPG (strategy role-playing game). You move your units from the Base Panel (a maximum of 8), and either get right next to your enemies and battle them, or stay back and fire magic at them.
(The battle system is a wee bit complicated to explain in words, but the maker of this LP managed to do it. I would recommend reading it.)

La Pucelle, due to the heavily religious subject matter and being published by a small-time publisher, was heavily edited in its US release. Almost every instance of a cross was removed, and a character’s cigarette was edited out.

Disgaea (a sort of successor to La Pucelle) would copy this games style of 2D sprites on a 3D plane. It would also refine the battle system.
Priere frequently reappears as a bonus boss in the Disgaea series. Dark Eclair is available as DLC for Disgaea 2’s PSP release, but is unavailable outside of Japan.
La Pucelle: Ragnarok is a PSP remake released on 26 November 2009, but is was sadly only released in Japan.

(Images shamelessly pinched from here and here)

tank-top:

Making Fiends- playing with exploding chicks.Just one of the reasons I love this show.

tank-top:

Making Fiends- playing with exploding chicks.
Just one of the reasons I love this show.

Darkness isn’t male or female. It’s the absence of light, which is important to us because we’re all retinal creatures who need light to move around, sustain ourselves, and protect ourselves.
House of leaves (page 358) by Mark Z. Danielewski (via ice-nine) (via fuckyeahhouseofleaves)
birdmafia:

summary of the entire comic

birdmafia:

summary of the entire comic

junkokay:

secretlyanolive:

y’all motherfuckers want a fire!elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists

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petition for dante basco to sing let it go

I’d care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.

ninjayogurt:

octubular:

upsides to being a dragon

  • everyones afraid of you
  • you can eat your enemies
  • youre fucking fly as hell
  • also some dragons can fly dont tell me that aint rad
  • breathing stuff that kills people
  • etc.

downsides to being a dragon

  • .

your validity in running for mayor gets questioned

Send me a ※ for a drawing of your muse, made by my muse.
edorazzi:


"…What?""Why ain’t you freezin’?""My grandfather was a tyrannical fire demon."

kndforever answered: numbuh 5 and numbuh 1 on a cool mission! pretty please!!!
I got a bunch of really nice ideas this time so I’m gonna do Cris and Alex’s suggestions later too, but here’s one I wanted to finish off first! It’s a real cool mission.
Until I’m proven wrong, I’m forever going to assume Numbuh 1 is resilient to brain freeze and general cold because a diluted version of whatever the heck was going on with Grandfather got passed down through the family genes. He can’t go full silhouette fire demon mode, but he can eat ice cream non-stop and wear shorts in the Arctic.

edorazzi:

"…What?"
"Why ain’t you freezin’?"
"My grandfather was a tyrannical fire demon."

kndforever answered: numbuh 5 and numbuh 1 on a cool mission! pretty please!!!

I got a bunch of really nice ideas this time so I’m gonna do Cris and Alex’s suggestions later too, but here’s one I wanted to finish off first! It’s a real cool mission.

Until I’m proven wrong, I’m forever going to assume Numbuh 1 is resilient to brain freeze and general cold because a diluted version of whatever the heck was going on with Grandfather got passed down through the family genes. He can’t go full silhouette fire demon mode, but he can eat ice cream non-stop and wear shorts in the Arctic.